Larry Murphy: Teddy, Edith, Gretchen, Coach Blevins, Griffin, Bouncer, Chicago Cop, Customer #1, Delivery Guy, Edith Cranwinkle, Gus, Hildy, Lenny, Officer, Science Teacher, Security Guard, Admiral Peter Wilcox, Alex's Dad, Andrew, Arthur, Asch, Audience Member, Biker, Board Member #1, Boatman, Choo-Choo's Father, Clerk, Colleen Caviello, Cook, Cop #1, Customer, Customer #2, Customer Service Rep, Daughter, Dealer, Derek, Dismembered Actor, Dmitri, Doctor, Elderly Patron #1, Electronics Attendant, Farmer, Grand Marshall, Guy on Radio, Henry, Hiker 2, Home Eccy, Hotel Desk Manager, Hotel Manager, Hubert Hammerschmidt, Javed Fazel, Joe, Judge, Juggler #2, Kabob Customer, Krissy's Dad, Laser Tag Announcer, Lenny DeStefano, Lifeguard, Mailman, Male Cyclist #2, Male Cyclist #4, Man, Man #2, Man in Line, Manager, Moderator, Mushroom Stall Guy, Naval Officer, Neighbor #2, Old Man, One-Eyed Snakes Leader, Paul, Petting Zoo Man, Pocket-Sized Rudy, Quinceañera DJ, Radio DJ, Ranger, Resident #1, Robert, Robotics Guy, Russell, Santa, Scott Baggs, Skater, St. Paddy's Guy, Stilts Guy, Teacher, Teddy's Doctor, Theodore the Blacksmith, Ticket Seller, Timmy, Topsy, Tyler's Friend, Upstairs Gentleman, Vance, Villager, Voicemail, Waiter, Weather Band Announcer...