- Jordan Knight: [about Mortal Kombat] Parents think if kids play game like that, they'll pull their teachers' hearts out.
- Joel Stein: Right Said Fred were too sexy for a lot of things, but I don't think they were too sexy for each other if you know what I mean.
- Joel Stein: [about the Dream Team] The other teams were excited to meet them and get their autographs and then get their ass kicked by them.
- Usher: [Arrested Development] represented community. They represented peace. They represented this
- [pumps his fist]
- Usher: . Whatever "this" is, they represented one hundred percent of that.
- Doug E. Fresh: This cat is bringing heat!
- Loni Love: He was protecting Whitney!
- Doug E. Fresh: And he was holding her down so crazy, she was like "I gotta give him something".