House M.D. (TV Series)

The Down Low (2010)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. Gregory House : [while House is having dinner with Nora]  Nothing you can say is going to change anything.

  Dr. James Wilson : [Loudly]  I love this man! And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?

  Dr. Gregory House : Wow. This is unexpected.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Nora]  I was spending time with you because I want to touch your boobs.

• Dr. Gregory House : I don't care what you guys are into. If you don't get this checked out. It'll happen again.

  Mickey : Whoa. What will?

  Dr. Gregory House : This

  [House hits his cane against the side of bed. Mickey passes out] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Cool.

• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : You're saying we should use the cop thing to force him to talk?

  Dr. Gregory House : Force? I'm talking about the womanly art of persuasion.

  [Thirteen starts to walk to the room. House looks at Chase] 

  Dr. Gregory House : I said *womanly*!

  [Chase and Thirteen enter] 

• Dr. James Wilson : You're doing this to mess with me.

  Dr. Gregory House : Correction. I start doing it to mess with you. *Now* I'm honestly trying to hit that.

  Dr. James Wilson : By pretending you're gay and in a relationship with me?

  Dr. Gregory House : We're in a relationship and we're really unhappy. Communications never been easy with us probably because we're so closested. I got it all figured out. Nora and I spend the next few weeks hanging out. Become best girlfriends. I confide in her about her issues.

  Dr. Gregory House : I can't decide if this plan is more despicable or illogical.

• Dr. Gregory House : The receiver doesn't respond to manual stimulation. Maybe if you took off your shirt.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Actually, I restorted to something more exotic. I call it "reading the instructions." Turns out if you screw the antennae into the wrong sockets, it doesn't actually work.

• Dr. Gregory House : Yes, He won't tell us anything. Understandable, since he's a drug dealer.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : So he's dangerous, and withholding. Which you find irresitible. But guys like that, they never call.

• Dr. Gregory House : And the moron still won't talk.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Bad guy cool. Good guy moron.

  Dr. Gregory House : Pretty much.

• Dr. James Wilson : Ran into Nora in the elevator. She no longer thinks were gay. Now she thinks we're mendacious dirtbags.

  Dr. Gregory House : Mendacious dirtbags comes more naturally to me. Least we can get rid of that.

• Dr. Gregory House : You test his ears. I'm going to go test his cocaine.

  Dr. Chris Taub : You think this guy's just going to hand over a briefcase full of illegal drugs because you ask nicely?

  Dr. Gregory House : I hope not.