- Dr. Gregory House: [while House is having dinner with Nora] Nothing you can say is going to change anything.
- Dr. James Wilson: [Loudly] I love this man! And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?
- Dr. Gregory House: Wow. This is unexpected.
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't care what you guys are into. If you don't get this checked out. It'll happen again.
- Mickey: Whoa. What will?
- Dr. Gregory House: This
- [House hits his cane against the side of bed. Mickey passes out]
- Dr. Gregory House: Cool.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: You're saying we should use the cop thing to force him to talk?
- Dr. Gregory House: Force? I'm talking about the womanly art of persuasion.
- [Thirteen starts to walk to the room. House looks at Chase]
- Dr. Gregory House: I said *womanly*!
- [Chase and Thirteen enter]
- Dr. Eric Foreman: It's not fair for me to make less than the people I supervise.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Salary isn't about fairness. It's about what you can leverage in a negotiation. Which isn't much without a competitive offer on the table. We both know you don't have one.
- Dr. James Wilson: You're doing this to mess with me.
- Dr. Gregory House: Correction. I start doing it to mess with you. *Now* I'm honestly trying to hit that.
- Dr. James Wilson: By pretending you're gay and in a relationship with me?
- Dr. Gregory House: We're in a relationship and we're really unhappy. Communications never been easy with us probably because we're so closested. I got it all figured out. Nora and I spend the next few weeks hanging out. Become best girlfriends. I confide in her about her issues.
- Dr. Gregory House: I can't decide if this plan is more despicable or illogical.
- Dr. Gregory House: The receiver doesn't respond to manual stimulation. Maybe if you took off your shirt.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Actually, I restorted to something more exotic. I call it "reading the instructions." Turns out if you screw the antennae into the wrong sockets, it doesn't actually work.
- Dr. Chris Taub: We were screwing with Foreman. Trying to make him think he made less money than we did. Obviously, things got out of control.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, someone does something stupid and insensitive, I always figure it was House. Good to know it's catching.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes, He won't tell us anything. Understandable, since he's a drug dealer.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: So he's dangerous, and withholding. Which you find irresitible. But guys like that, they never call.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [as they're following a car] In the lab, there is significantly less chance of getting killed. You're too close. Slow down.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: We're in a car in broad daylight. What's going to happen?
- Dr. Robert Chase: You honestly think he doesn't have a gun in that car?
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: You think he's going to shoot doctors?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Just... back off.
- Dr. Gregory House: And the moron still won't talk.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Bad guy cool. Good guy moron.
- Dr. Gregory House: Pretty much.
- Dr. James Wilson: Ran into Nora in the elevator. She no longer thinks were gay. Now she thinks we're mendacious dirtbags.
- Dr. Gregory House: Mendacious dirtbags comes more naturally to me. Least we can get rid of that.
- Dr. Gregory House: You test his ears. I'm going to go test his cocaine.
- Dr. Chris Taub: You think this guy's just going to hand over a briefcase full of illegal drugs because you ask nicely?
- Dr. Gregory House: I hope not.