Family Guy (TV Series)
Big Man on Hippocampus (2010)
Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin
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Quotes
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[Lois has re-introduced an amnesiac Peter to sex]
Peter Griffin : If sex with the rest of you is half as good as it was with her, then I think we're all gonna get along just fine.
Chris Griffin : Yay!
Lois Griffin : Well, no. No, Peter, you can't have sex with the kids.
Meg Griffin : Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory.
[shocked gasps]
Meg Griffin : It was a joke! I was just making a joke!
Stewie Griffin : *That's* your sense of humor?
Meg Griffin : I was just kidding. God!
Lois Griffin : Meg, that's awful.
Chris Griffin : Jeez, you open your mouth for a joke once, and *that's* what you come up with?
Brian Griffin : That's messed up, Meg.
Meg Griffin : I was just trying to be funny.
Lois Griffin : That wasn't funny. That was just dark.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, that's your *father*!
Chris Griffin : Oh, get out, Meg!
[literally kicking her out of the kitchen]
Chris Griffin : Get out of the kitchen! Go on, get out! Out! Out! Out! Out of the kitchen! Go on! Get out of here!
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Family Feud Executive : The other family we've chosen has three daughters, so we're picking you because you have three sons.
Meg Griffin : But I'm not...
Peter Griffin : Shut up, Greg.
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Richard Dawson : All right, Griffins, here's your chance to win the game. Name something you'd like to receive as a gift.
Lois Griffin : Groceries!
Chris Griffin : Assorted lotions!
Stewie Griffin : An Uzi!
Brian Griffin : A dead squirrel!
Meg Griffin : Money!
Brian Griffin : All right, good answer, good answer!
Chris Griffin : [agreement from the others] Yeah, money!
Peter Griffin : Well, Richard, my family seems to think money's the way to go. So I'm gonna go with the flute that Captain Picard played, first in his imagination and then in real life, in the episode "The Inner Light" from "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
Lois Griffin : What? No, you idiot! We said money!
Richard Dawson : Show me Picard's flute!
Lois Griffin : [stunned it's on the board] Peter, how did you...?
Peter Griffin : I was in the survey.