Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

Liza Lapira: Liz

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Quotes 

• Liz : Your life is so PG-13.

• Liz : [Phone conversation]  Hey. Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here.

  Hannah : Liz, I'm studying.

  Liz : You should be studying the ceiling of his bedroom is what you should be studying.

  Hannah : I am eating a caramel apple.

  Liz : [to a guy who is trying to approach her in the bar]  In what world, honey? Please, turn around. No.

  Liz : [Back to Hannah]  Come on, take a break. It'll be good for you to get out. And by get out, I mean have hot guy from the bar knock you into his headboard until you see god.

  Hannah : What is wrong with you?

  Liz : You should be studying the gentle curve of his co...

  Hannah : Okay, goodbye, Liz.

  [Hangs up] 

  Liz : That too much? Hello?

• Liz : Hannah, look at you. Look at you.

  [about Richard] 

  Liz : If you end up with that, what am I gonna end up with?

  Hannah : Shut up!

  Liz : That shit's depressing.

  Hannah : Oh, come on!

  Liz : All right. You know what? I have to -- I have to not big sister you. It's fine if -- Jesus, really? No. No. Not my life. Not my life. I'm going. Okay? So, uh, call me if you need anything. Bye.

  Hannah : You are awful. Bye.