Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Emma Stone: Hannah
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Quotes
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Hannah : Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!
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Hannah : Take off your shirt.
Jacob : Why?
Hannah : Please can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just...
Jacob : Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hannah : Alright, okay, okay, okay.
Jacob : [removing his shirt] Okay, okay, okay.
Hannah : Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped. Can I...?
[walks forward and touches Jacob's abs]
Jacob : Ahh! You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress.
Hannah : No.
Jacob : Yes.
Hannah : No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?
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Liz : [Phone conversation] Hey. Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here.
Hannah : Liz, I'm studying.
Liz : You should be studying the ceiling of his bedroom is what you should be studying.
Hannah : I am eating a caramel apple.
Liz : [to a guy who is trying to approach her in the bar] In what world, honey? Please, turn around. No.
Liz : [Back to Hannah] Come on, take a break. It'll be good for you to get out. And by get out, I mean have hot guy from the bar knock you into his headboard until you see god.
Hannah : What is wrong with you?
Liz : You should be studying the gentle curve of his co...
Hannah : Okay, goodbye, Liz.
[Hangs up]
Liz : That too much? Hello?
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Jacob : What do you mean "what's my move"?
Hannah : What's your move? What's your big move?
Jacob : I got lots of moves.
Hannah : What's your "big" move?
Jacob : I'm not telling you my big move.
Hannah : Tell me your move!
Jacob : You're not ready for the big move.
Hannah : Yes, I am! I want your big move!
Jacob : You can't handle the big move, trust me.
Hannah : [shouts] Tell me your big move!
Jacob : I work "Dirty Dancing" into the conversation.
Hannah : Dirty Dancing?
Jacob : Can I sit down, please?
Hannah : Yeah.
Jacob : Can I put back on my shirt?
Hannah : No.
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Hannah : Why Dirty Dancing? What do we do? Do we watch it?
Jacob : Do you know the big move at the end of Dirty Dancing where Patrick Swayze picks up Jennifer Grey?
Hannah : Yeah.
Jacob : I can do that.
Hannah : Okay?
Jacob : So I tell girls I can do the move. I put on the song, "Time of Your Life", I do the big move and they always wanna have sex with me.
Hannah : [laughs] Oh my God, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Jacob : I agree, but it works every time.
Hannah : That would not work on me!
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Cal : Okay. I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now.
Hannah : Dad, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.
Cal : No, it's not.
Hannah : I was bringing him over to meet Mom.
Cal : No, no, no, no, no!
Emily : I wanna see the boyfriend.
Jacob : I can't breathe.
Emily : Please, can I take this off now?
Jacob : Cal, what are you doing with a daughter that's grown up?
Cal : I was 17, that's why we had to get married so young.
Jacob : That is something you should have told me.
Cal : You never wanted me talk about my children!
Molly : Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.
Cal : Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't go do that?
Jacob : Yeah. Can I come?
Molly : No.
Hannah : So you guys, like, really know each other, then.
Emily : Oh, screw it! This is ridiculous!
[removes the blindfold; sees Jacob]
Emily : Oh Honey, he's really cute.
Cal : No, he's not.
Jacob : Look at you. I don't believe it, sister.
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Cal : Let me get this straight. So you guys are a thing? You guys are a couple, right? You guys are together?
Hannah : Yeah. Yes.
Cal : No way. Break up right now.
Hannah : Daddy?
Jacob : Please don't call him that. Cal, that's not gonna happen.
Cal : Then I will mess you up!
Hannah : Dad!
Emily : Cal!
Jacob : Cal.
Robbie : Jessica?
Cal : Bernie?
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Liz : Hannah, look at you. Look at you.
[about Richard]
Liz : If you end up with that, what am I gonna end up with?
Hannah : Shut up!
Liz : That shit's depressing.
Hannah : Oh, come on!
Liz : All right. You know what? I have to -- I have to not big sister you. It's fine if -- Jesus, really? No. No. Not my life. Not my life. I'm going. Okay? So, uh, call me if you need anything. Bye.
Hannah : You are awful. Bye.
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Cal : What's going on?
Jacob : What are you doing here?
Robbie : Hey, Nanna.
Hannah : Hi, Robbie.
Molly : Hey, Nanna.
Hannah : Hi, cutie.
Emily : Jacob, it's so nice to meet you. I've heard so many wonderful things about you from Nanna.
Jacob : I'm sorry, what's a Nanna?
Hannah : I'm a Nanna. You know, I couldn't say Hannah when I was little. How do you know my dad?
Emily : She couldn't say her H's at all.
