Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

Lio Tipton: Jessica

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• Jessica : I don't want your slutty money!

• Jessica : Whoa!

  Jessica : I'm sorry, I should have knocked first.

  Robbie : The thing is, I have a picture of you. I think about you while I'm doing it.

• Jessica : Um, so my question, and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting, but let's just call it what it is. You're always sleeping with older guys, right?

  Madison : Always.

  Jessica : Yeah. Oh, um, so my question for you, Madison, is, um, how do you do that? I mean, like, how do you get them to see you as not just a kid in high school, you know? But, like, as someone that's mature, and that's old, and that's...

  Madison : Well, first off, I have a huge rack.

  Jessica : Uh, yes, you do.

  Madison : You don't have a huge rack.

  Jessica : No.

  Madison : Wait, how old is he?

  Jessica : Old.

  Madison : Like really old?

  Jessica : Like parent old.

  Madison : Nasty, Jessica!

  Jessica : Yeah, 'cause that's what I was thinking, right?

  Madison : Oh, go -- rock on.

  Jessica : Thank you.

  Madison : You're s-- you are so dirty.

  Jessica : Yes, I know.

• Robbie : I just figure: You like my dad. And in a few years, I'll look like him. I'll come for you then.

  Jessica : That's not a bad plan.