- Pastor Jeff: You mean like s-e-x?
- [Spelling the word out]
- Peg: Who are you spelling that for?
- Pastor Jeff: [looking at Peg and pointing upwards, and spells out the word] G-o-d.
- Pastor Rob: Y'know, I'm just not sure quoting scripture is the most exciting way to engage.
- Mary Cooper: I was going more for guilt and fear.
- Pastor Rob: Well, those are classics for a reason...
- Meemaw: Tell you what: we're in the gambling business, why don't we gamble for it?
- Georgie Cooper: Okay.
- Meemaw: Great. The number I'm thinking of in my head: is it odd or even?
- Georgie Cooper: How dumb do you think I am?
- Meemaw: In my defense, you used to be dumber.