Archer (TV Series)

Diversity Hire (2010)

Judy Greer: Cheryl Tunt

Quotes 

• Cheryl : [post-coital]  Conway! That was amazing!

  Conway Stern : Yeah, so uh... okay...

  [he leaves] 

  Cheryl : [to herself]  Oh my God, I hope I'm pregnant!

• [last lines] 

  Malory Archer : Well, Conway's gone. And I'll have nothing to remember him by.

  Cheryl : [comes in carrying a blue stick]  Except his little mocha love child!

  Malory Archer : Oh, my God! You had sex with Conway!

  Cheryl : Yeah, and he totally impregnated me.

  Malory Archer : But - wait. He was only here for two days. How in hell is that pregnancy test showing positive?

  Cheryl : No, this is just a detergent pen. I just put a blue sticker on it.

• Conway Stern : Now, whom can I thank for these shrimp?

  Cheryl : Me!

  [Rips open her blouse] 

  Cheryl : Your secret Jew Santa.