- Mikaela Shaw: You're not firing Jayden.
- James: Okay, I asked him where he sees himself in five years, and he said, "In a mirror, unless I've become a vampire."
- Neil Bremer: Hey, Jayden, you seen my daughter?
- Jayden Kwapis: Yes. She's beautiful, sir.
- Neil Bremer: What? No, no. I meant... never mind.
- Orly Bremer: It's so unfair, I mean, the question was, true or false, you should pump your breaks in an ice storm ? But the manual says you do for regular but you don't pump for anti-lock breaks. Which means it's true and false
- Neil Bremer: Well, how about that ? Yeah, yeah the test does not line-up with the manual, Arpi
- Orly Bremer: Yeah, and I can't retake it for seven days ?
- Neil Bremer: Of course you can't ? Way to go, government . Yeah, nice use of all of our time, am I right ? Yeah, instead of being able to onboard our new co-workers, we all got to sit around and watch that guy eat yogurt with only his tongue
- Yogurt Guy: I not sure about spoons, the science isn't there yet ?