Mr. Mayor (TV Series)

Sister Cities (2022)

Bobby Moynihan: Jayden Kwapis

Quotes 

• Mikaela Shaw : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you really think he was flirting?

  Jayden Kwapis : Let's just say that over the years, I have observed a lot of romance. I'm my mom's wing man.

  Mikaela Shaw : What? Okay, well...

• Neil Bremer : What is this?

  Jayden Kwapis : I wanted it to be special. And the guys at Cars of Stars Rentals said that this just screams Los Angeles, which it does if you use the horn. I think it's David Lee Roth's voice.

• Tommy Tomás : Jayden, get them here now.

  Jayden Kwapis : Okay, but if I drive too fast, the water's gonna spill out of the hot tub.

• Neil Bremer : Oh. Okay, this visit isn't just about pleasantries and goodwill. We have a chance to do real things for the city here. I mean, Nagoya, Japan, has a bullet train that could get you to San Diego in an hour.

  Arpi Meskimen : To protest the Navy's secret dolphin programs.

  Neil Bremer : And I want to set up a cultural exchange with the mayor of Giza. The treasures of the pyramids in exchange for some of our cultural artifacts, like Kevin Hart's watch collection.

  Jayden Kwapis : Kevin Hart lives in my building.

  Mikaela Shaw : Jayden, we've been over this. That's a precocious black child.

  [Jayden shakes his head and mouths, It's Kevin Hart]