Community (TV Series)
Beginner Pottery (2010)
Lee Majors: Admiral Slaughter
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Quotes
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Admiral Slaughter : [after Pierce's hat falls over board in the parking lot] That hat is gone, lost at sea.
Troy Barnes : But I think I can still reach it. It landed on that Hyundai... I mean, mermaid's car.
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Admiral Slaughter : When I look at you, I no longer see students. I see seamen. From the moment you came onboard, I saw seamen inside of you. More importantly you've stopped laughing at the word "seamen" which is the mark of a true seaman.
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Admiral Slaughter : Welcome aboard the S.S. Nose Candy, recently purchased through government auction.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, that's nice.
Admiral Slaughter : It's not nice, it's your only weapon against the raging sea. You don't know how to use her, you're dead. Together, you will work as one crew. You will succeed or fail as one crew. You will consider this parking lot the ocean. Whatever you drop, you lose. Mishandle the sails, you capsize and die.
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
Admiral Slaughter : Now, does little miss nice have a name?
Shirley Bennett : Sh... Shirley Bennett.
Admiral Slaughter : Well, now you're Captain Shirley Bennett.
Shirley Bennett : Oh!
Pierce Hawthorne : Aw, man!
Admiral Slaughter : You will follow her every order.
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
[cut to classroom]
Shirley Bennett : I've never been a captain before.
Pierce Hawthorne : I have. I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm And only had one casualty.
Troy Barnes : Jet skis only hold two people.
Pierce Hawthorne : Exactly. Saved half the crew.
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Admiral Slaughter : You just steered your boat into a storm. Any last words?
Shirley Bennett : The sea may be cold and unforgiving, but I'm not. The ship might go down, but, uh... at least she'll go down with honor.
Admiral Slaughter : I'll take your captain's hat 'cause I'm promoting you to admiral. You all get an "A."
Shirley Bennett : Ohh! Admiral Shirley. I like that.
Admiral Slaughter : Well, it means nothing, really the class is over, but you deserve it.