Community (TV Series)

Beginner Pottery (2010)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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• Jeff Winger : As we stand once again upon the deadline to drop or add classes, I hereby present this semester's Jeff Winger pick for ultimate blow-off class: Beginner pottery.

  Annie Edison : I don't know, your last "blow-off" class ended up teaching me to live in the moment, which I will always regret and never do again.

  Jeff Winger : This one's different. I researched. You don't even have to make a good pot. You get an art credit for participation.

• Abed Nadir : Pottery's much cooler than I thought.

  Annie Edison : And harder! Well, except for that guy Rich. He's like, a natural.

  Abed Nadir : Yeah, I'm worried about the effect that it's having on Jeff, though.

  Annie Edison : Mm.

  Jeff Winger : Heh, yeah. Someone call a shrink. What?

  Abed Nadir : Well, you're usually the cool one.

  Jeff Winger : Abed... You understand the point of a blow-off class is to, blow it off. Not to be cool, making really important mud pies.

  Annie Edison : You're not willing to admit he's talented?

  Jeff Winger : No, because he's not. I mean, if I were ever to make an effort in that class, you'd think I was the cat's pajamas too.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Cat's pajamas?

  [chuckles] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Okay, Pierce.

  Britta Perry : Wow, somebody's mommy gave him too much praise.

  Jeff Winger : Man, so did someone's psyche teacher.

• Annie Edison : Rich just taught me how to make a flared lip and check for breast lumps!

• Jeff Winger : I mean, take an intermediate class If you're intermediate. Don't come in here making your fear of failure our problem. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, he's a crazy person.

  Annie Edison : [whispering]  I'm scared.

  Abed Nadir : It's okay. This is good for him. He's confronting his own limitations.