Community (TV Series)
Beginner Pottery (2010)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Jeff's competitive side had come out before. He had even displayed envy, but on that first day of pottery class, he discovered...
Jeff Winger : Abed!
Abed Nadir : Yeah.
Jeff Winger : What did we discuss?
Abed Nadir : No voiceover. Sorry. It is kind of a crutch.
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Pierce Hawthorne : [Wearing a boating uniform] Guess what I've enrolled in?
Jeff Winger : Singing back-up for Tennille?
Pierce Hawthorne : No, no, no, hey. Beginning sailing.
Abed Nadir : But the nearest body of water is two and a half hours away.
Pierce Hawthorne : Leagues, Abed. We don't measure water by hours.
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Abed Nadir : Pottery's much cooler than I thought.
Annie Edison : And harder! Well, except for that guy Rich. He's like, a natural.
Abed Nadir : Yeah, I'm worried about the effect that it's having on Jeff, though.
Annie Edison : Mm.
Jeff Winger : Heh, yeah. Someone call a shrink. What?
Abed Nadir : Well, you're usually the cool one.
Jeff Winger : Abed... You understand the point of a blow-off class is to, blow it off. Not to be cool, making really important mud pies.
Annie Edison : You're not willing to admit he's talented?
Jeff Winger : No, because he's not. I mean, if I were ever to make an effort in that class, you'd think I was the cat's pajamas too.
Pierce Hawthorne : Cat's pajamas?
[chuckles]
Pierce Hawthorne : Okay, Pierce.
Britta Perry : Wow, somebody's mommy gave him too much praise.
Jeff Winger : Man, so did someone's psyche teacher.
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Jeff Winger : I mean, take an intermediate class If you're intermediate. Don't come in here making your fear of failure our problem. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, he's a crazy person.
Annie Edison : [whispering] I'm scared.
Abed Nadir : It's okay. This is good for him. He's confronting his own limitations.
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Jeff Winger : Hey!
Shirley Bennett : Hmm?
Jeff Winger : Cuckoo birds, do you mind? This is important.
Abed Nadir : College is where most mental health problems are activated.
Troy Barnes : I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.