Community (TV Series)
Beginner Pottery (2010)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Admiral Slaughter : [after Pierce's hat falls over board in the parking lot] That hat is gone, lost at sea.
Troy Barnes : But I think I can still reach it. It landed on that Hyundai... I mean, mermaid's car.
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Troy Barnes : Oh, my God. Pierce is about to become the only person to drown in a parking lot. Twice.
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Admiral Slaughter : Welcome aboard the S.S. Nose Candy, recently purchased through government auction.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, that's nice.
Admiral Slaughter : It's not nice, it's your only weapon against the raging sea. You don't know how to use her, you're dead. Together, you will work as one crew. You will succeed or fail as one crew. You will consider this parking lot the ocean. Whatever you drop, you lose. Mishandle the sails, you capsize and die.
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
Admiral Slaughter : Now, does little miss nice have a name?
Shirley Bennett : Sh... Shirley Bennett.
Admiral Slaughter : Well, now you're Captain Shirley Bennett.
Shirley Bennett : Oh!
Pierce Hawthorne : Aw, man!
Admiral Slaughter : You will follow her every order.
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
[cut to classroom]
Shirley Bennett : I've never been a captain before.
Pierce Hawthorne : I have. I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm And only had one casualty.
Troy Barnes : Jet skis only hold two people.
Pierce Hawthorne : Exactly. Saved half the crew.
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Jeff Winger : Hey!
Shirley Bennett : Hmm?
Jeff Winger : Cuckoo birds, do you mind? This is important.
Abed Nadir : College is where most mental health problems are activated.
Troy Barnes : I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.