The Hollywood Squares (Syndication) (1971–1981)
Paul Lynde: Self - Panelist, Self - Center Square, Self - Center Squad, Self
Quotes
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Self - Host : According to the guide "First Aid for the Family", if someone swallows an unknown poison, either give them water or what?
Self - Panelist : Leave the room.
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Self - Host : True or false, a male gorilla only manages to get romantically excited about once a year.
Self - Panelist : [sighs] Then it's "Adults Only Day" at the zoo.
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Self - Host : Is it true Zsa Zsa Gabor is a deputy sheriff in Chicago?
Self - Panelist : Too bad she couldn't make it in show business.
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Self - Host : Zsa Zsa Gabor is quoted as saying "Nothing makes you lonelier or unhappier than a bad..."
Self - Panelist : Sister.
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Self - Host : What would you do with gray poupon?
Self - Panelist : I'd rub my parrot's nose in it.
[Loud laughter from Phyllis Diller]