The Hollywood Squares (Syndication) (1971–1981)
George Gobel: Self - Panelist, Self
Quotes
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Self - Host : When is a woman most beautiful?
Self - Panelist : Just before the bar closes.
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Self - Host : According to studies at the San Francisco Examinier, if your wife is having an affair, are you likely to find out?
Self - Panelist : I found about Alice. I was in a hotel once and I found out they had named a room service sandwich after her.
Self - Host : A room service sandwich, what was it called?
Self - Panelist : I don't know. I think it was Breast of Turkey
[Loud laughter from Phyllis Diller]
Self - Panelist : ... served on two huge buns.
[More laughter]
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Self - Host : True or false, a topless dancer in San Franciso has had her bust insured for a million dollars.
Self - Panelist : Oh, and for the first time, the Good Hands People...
[loud laughter]
Self - Panelist : have a "Piece of the Rock".
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Self - Host : True of false. According to Dr. Joyce Brothers, people who own dogs often get satisfaction when their dogs do things that they would actually like to do.
[laughter]
Self - Panelist : I went with a girl once who was a real *dog*. We used to go for rides in the car, stick her head out the window,
[laughter]
Self - Panelist : fetch, and all kinds of things like that. She died when she was twenty.
Self - Host : Oh, she was so young.
Self - Panelist : Not in *dog* years!
[loud laughter from Phyllis Diller]