- Batman: [after his three personas are merged back together] Nice work, Ronnie and Jason. You guys make quite the team.
- Firestorm: Thanks, but you can call us... Firestorm.
- Ronnie Raymond: [as they fly away over the Batmobile] Firestorm? You sure? I kind of liked Flame Dude.
- Firestorm: Oh, brother.
- Firestorm: We're almost out of time. You three get in the chamber, and I'll use my power to reverse the process.
- Batman: [Physical Batman] I'll pass.
- Batman: [Science Batman] It simply isn't logical.
- Batman: [Slacker Batman] Seriously?
- Firestorm: Look, no one is smarter or more logical than Science Batman. No crime fighter is as tough as Physical Batman. And without Slacker Batman's heart, the other two personas wouldn't be able to work together. The world needs the one and only Batman.
- Batman: Nice speech. But if you're gonna keep up with this hero stuff, you'll need a name. I got it. Flame Dude.
- Firestorm: I'll consider it.
- Batman: That's all I ask.
- Firestorm: Whoa. I feel weird.
- Ronnie Raymond: Yeah, me, too.
- Firestorm: Wait, where are you? You sound like you're right next to me, but I can't see you.
- Ronnie Raymond: Same here.
- Firestorm: [seeing their reflection] Ahh! My hair's on fire!
- Ronnie Raymond: So's mine!
- Firestorm: Oh, no. Wait, that's our hair?
- Ronnie Raymond: We're in the same body.
- Firestorm: The energy blast fused us together.
- Double X: The power. Why don't I feel the supercharged nuclear power?
- Dr. Ecks: [spotting Firestorm] He stole our power.
- Ronnie Raymond: Time to scramble, kid. Run!
- Henchman: And now it's time for Gotham's favorite game show, "Riddle Me This!", starring the prince of puzzlers, the king of conundrums, the Riddler!
- Riddler: [to canned studio applause] Thank you. And now allow me to introduce our guest contestant, Booster Gold. And tonight, he's playing for a big prize: the life of Batman.
- [a sign turns around, revealing Batman lashed to it]
- Riddler: Here's how our little game works. I'll ask you a series of riddles, and for every incorrect answer, Batboy gets a teeny, weeny zap, like so.
- [pressing a button on his cane to demonstrate]
- Riddler: Get the picture?
- Ronnie Raymond: [chaperoning a school field trip] Look, kid, I didn't want this job, but we're both stuck with each other. We're almost at the end of the season.
- Jason Rusch: Semester.
- Ronnie Raymond: Yeah, whatever. Let's just play out the streak, and then we never have to talk to each other again. Okay?
- Computer Voice: [a siren wails] Radioactive fuel rods exposed.
- Jason Rusch: We better get out of here.
- Ronnie Raymond: Yeah? What was your first clue?
- Firestorm: Where are we?
- Ronnie Raymond: You're the brainiac. You tell me.
- Dr. Ecks: Good, you're awake. I wanted you fully conscious when I drained you of the energy you stole. Now, this may tickle a bit.
- [turning on a machine and getting into another chamber]
- Dr. Ecks: With this power, Double X will be unstoppable.
- Batman: The only double X's you'll see are the ones I'm gonna put over your eyes.
- Dr. Ecks: The Batmen. You'll be the perfect test for my new power.
- Cavalier: Methinks mine eyes deceive me. Batman thrice?
- Ronnie Raymond: Somebody please deck this guy.
- Ronnie Raymond: Hey, we're getting our bodies back.
- Jason Rusch: Good for us, but better for the bad guys.
- Ronnie Raymond: Oh, man. Game over.
- Jason Rusch: No, it's not. But it is fourth and long with time running out. We can take a knee or we can go for the win. As a team.
- Ronnie Raymond: You call the play, kid.
- [they free themselves and switch places with Dr. Ecks]
- Dr. Ecks: Huh? Stop! What are you doing?
- Ronnie Raymond: Calling an audible.
- Dr. Ecks: Let me out. The power transfer's not complete.
- Ronnie Raymond: You know we're going to regret this, right?
- Jason Rusch: Probably.
- Batman: You're supposed to be a genius, Ecks. Causing a nuclear meltdown isn't very smart.
- Dr. Ecks: That's where you're wrong, Batman. Only I could have calculated the exact conditions needed to release this supercharged nuclear energy. It will increase the power of Double X tenfold.
- Double X: [knocking Batman backward with a punch] He just tricked you into telling him our plan, you overeducated twit.
- Dr. Ecks: Oh.
- Batman: [defeating the Riddler] Riddle me this. Why are you like a stopwatch in a block of cement? Answer: because you're both doing hard time.
- Booster Gold: I don't get it.
- Jason Rusch: Batman?
- [he grunts as Ronnie elbows him out of the way]
- Double X: Hostages. Just what the doctor ordered.
- Batman: [crashing a gathering of supervillains] Listen up. This is to all the law-breaking bottom-feeders in here. I know what you did, and I'm here to take you down. So we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
- Batman: [scanning Firestorm] Intriguing. Your body is generating over 2,000 megawatts of atomic energy. This calls for further analysis. To the Batcave.
- [as they leave, another Batman emerges from the rubble]
- Batman: The cowards have fled. To the Batcave!
- [as he leaves, yet another Batman appears]
- Batman: Whoa. That was intense. Guess I better get to the Batcave.
- Riddler: Now, Booster Gold, riddle me this. What creature is on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
- Booster Gold: A nine-legged... unicorn!
- Riddler: [buzz] I'm sorry. The correct answer is "man."
- [he shocks Batman]
- Booster Gold: [a montage of his answers, followed by Batman getting shocked after each one] Pancakes. Square dancing. You don't bury survivors.
- Riddler: I do love this show.
- Booster Gold: How about asking me questions on a subject I know about? Like me.
- Riddler: All right, Future Boy. Your partner's on his last wing, so think carefully. Riddle me this. What is blue and gray and tastes like chicken?
- Booster Gold: Uh, hmm...
- [a bell dings, indicating he took too long to answer]
- Riddler: Wrong! The correct answer is "fried Batman."
- [pressing his cane, he sees Batman isn't there]
- Riddler: No!
- Double X: It's going to be a black day for the Dark Knights.
- Batman: [Slacker Batman] Whoa. Dude got big.
- Batman: [Science Batman] Double X is feeding off the energy flowing into Dr. Ecks to increase his size and strength.
- Double X: [firing an energy blast] Destroying all of you is going to be three times the fun.
- Batman: [Science Batman] Do we understand the plan?
- Batman: [Physical Batman] Cause pain.
- Batman: [Slacker Batman] Find the off switch.
- Nuclear Engineer: This facility is the only test lab in the entire world experimenting in a combination of both nuclear fusion and nuclear fission theories. The result will be a new energy source of incredible power.
- Ronnie Raymond: Boring. Can't we see you blow something up with an atom bomb or whatever?
- Jason Rusch: If you don't mind, the rest of us find this interesting, Coach Raymond.
- Ronnie Raymond: It was just a joke, Rusch. Don't get your lab coat in a twist.