- Jane Lee: Even if I hate my parents, I have an irration need to hear how they are. I make fun of him, but he's really a great brother.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Have you ever known an operation psychologist who became an agent?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [Very long pause] Kurwood Aimes. A brilliant man. He pioneered several profiling techniques.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Wow. Uh, is he still with the agency?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: No. He was killed in his second week on the job, or was it his second day?
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: Imagine living everyday wondering if you're about to be caught. Constantly looking over your shoulder.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Sam looks at G] Yeah. Imagine that.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: I know I'm logical. But I'm also intuitive self-sufficient. Hmm?
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna, NCIS Special Agent G. Callen, NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: No!
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Cool. I get it. Absolutely cool.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: You know what, I slept in.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: With who? You barely sleep.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: There's nobody.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: Come on I think it would be great for you to be in a relationship.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Sam, how many times are we going to have this conversation? You're my partner! Not my mother!
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: [in an old lady voice] I just want you to be happy and find a good girl!
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: [trying to handcuff a suspect] Nate, a little help?
- Vic Stearnard: [struggling against Kensi] Let me go!
- [Nate grabs Stearnard's legs]
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Yeah, we don't usually cuff the suspect's feet.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Right.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: What are the circumstances that leads to someone throwing a toilet seat out of a moving vehicle?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Sam and I will take the crime scene. Kensi check out the house... and bring Nate.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: You're actually letting me out again?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: On a short leash.
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: And a muzzle.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: Clean up after him.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: [to Eric] You want a piece of this too?
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: [to Kensi] Don't let him hump your leg.
- [Nate glares at Eric]
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: What?
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You don't work out.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: I run.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: When people are shooting at us!
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Relationship gone sour?
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: It's been known to happen. Of course, you have to be in a relationship first.
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Was that aimed at me?
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Oh, I'm just busting your... chops. Chops. You know how we're like partners. You inow?
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: You're not my partner.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Right.
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Don't make me get the muzzle.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Cool.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: What do you know that we don't?
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: Um, the words to every TV theme song... and this.
- [Pulls up some video surveillance]
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: Five weeks to the day since Dom went missing. And we're here picking through roadside trash because some meatball offed himself.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Sam, if we had something new to go on, anything new, anything at all, we'd be on it 24/7. You know that. But we've got nothing.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: And it's gonna stay that way as long as we out here wasting time on this sort of thing.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: It's not a waste of time! The security of the men and technology on that submarine remain in question... And besides, Calvin Lee has a family. At the very least, we're going to give them closure. That's the same closure we're going to give Dom's family some day.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: I dabble in things.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You do things. You break things. You don't dabble.
- [G glares at Sam]
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You don't.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: [Referring to a suspect in interrogation] That guy got me in the face. And I'm not even gonna tell you where the guy upstairs got me.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: Guy in the hospital bit me.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [Hetty enters] I see the Ice and Aspirin Club is at it again. Every time I come here I feel like I've stepped in a damn Hardy Boys novel. I gather you couldn't talk your way out of this one.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: We had a little bit of a language barrier .
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: And a "I want you dead" barrier.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [to Nate] You may have just blown open an entire cell of sleeper agents 30 years in the making. You should stick with what you do best. Carry on everyone.