CSI: Miami (TV Series)

Spring Breakdown (2010)

Eddie Cibrian: CSI Detective Jesse Cardoza

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• Ryan Wolfe : Jesse, what do you think? Sand constricted his lungs? Caused him to suffocate?

  Jesse Cardoza : Well, the tide was high last night. And the foam around his mouth means he most likely drowned. I'm sure Tom will enlighten us.

  Ryan Wolfe : I don't need Tom to tell me we discovered a new kind of stupid.

• Jesse Cardoza : Based on the amount of sand that was displaced and the depth of the hole, I bet you we're looking at more than one killer.

  Ryan Wolfe : You think there's killers?

  Jesse Cardoza : Yeah.

  Ryan Wolfe : I tell you what I think. Sandman over here's buddies drank a copious amount of alcohol, they buried him as a prank, then they took off. They thought he'd get free, tide came in...

  [short whistle with the "beheading" gesture] 

  Ryan Wolfe : ...that's it.

  Paul Arnett : [flashback]  Guys! Come on! It's not funny! Somebody help!

  [swallowing sea water, he coughs as the tide washes in] 

  Paul Arnett : Somebody help!

  Jesse Cardoza : Well, accident or not, we still need to figure out who did this. Let's get to work.

• Walter Simmons : Hey.

  Jesse Cardoza : Hey.

  Walter Simmons : Gang's all here.

  Calleigh Duquesne : Did your John Doe come through here?

  Jesse Cardoza : Yeah. This is, uh, where he met the guy that shot at him with the flare gun.

  Calleigh Duquesne : All right, so at some point, all three of our victims passed through here. Do you recognize this girl?

  Jesse Cardoza : Or him?

  Walter Simmons : How about this guy?

  Ricky Halpern : Hundreds of people party here every day, every night, man. It gets crazy. I don't remember those two guys, but it doesn't mean they weren't here. But her? Her, I remember.

  Calleigh Duquesne : Really? Why?

  Ricky Halpern : She was a pain in my ass. Out-of-her-mind drunk; had to give her the boot.

• Ryan Wolfe : Dr. Tom, so nice of you to finally get to our victim.

  Dr. Tom Loman : Don't start with me, Ryan. Even though I have proven to be a miracle worker, I am but one man.

  Jesse Cardoza : Well, what can you tell us about our John Doe?

  Dr. Tom Loman : .2 blood alcohol concentration at time of death. Salt water in his lungs, ruptured alveoli, frothy sputum. A drunk drowning.

  Ryan Wolfe : Now, what can you tell us about our John Doe that we don't already know?

• Jesse Cardoza : Is this the guy that you shot your flare gun at?

  Dean Butler : Yeah. But only after he refused to leave.

  [short flashback] 

  Dean Butler : I should have known. Anyone who refers to himself as "The Program" is gonna be a problem.

  Jesse Cardoza : The Program?

  Dean Butler : Yeah, yeah. He was way into himself. Oh, what was it kept saying? Um... "P"... something, "The Program". Paul. Paul. His name's Paul the Program. Probably not his actual last name.

  Ryan Wolfe : Did you actually get his last name?

  Dean Butler : No. Look, it's like I told the other guys. He was a jerk, but I didn't kill him.

  Jesse Cardoza : All right. Why don't you run us through yesterday? How'd you meet this Paul guy?

• Dr. Tom Loman : This is actually a murder.

  Ryan Wolfe : A murder. See, here's what I was thinking: it's an accident. His friends buried him, and they, uh, forgot about him.

  Dr. Tom Loman : You're wrong. Look at his jaw. Fractured perimortem. Looks like he took a kick square to the temporal mandibular joint.

  Ryan Wolfe : Then they left him to drown.

  Jesse Cardoza : Is, uh... is that a burn mark on his ear?

  Dr. Tom Loman : [looking closer]  Haven't gotten to that yet. It is a burn. That residue is familiar.

  [smelling it] 

  Dr. Tom Loman : Slight sulfuric smell. My fall victim was shot with a flare.

  Ryan Wolfe : You know, Horatio talked to a guy who took a shot at somebody with a flare gun, then missed.

  Jesse Cardoza : What are the odds that this is that someone?

  Dr. Tom Loman : It's spring break, fellas. Anything is possible.