- Kendall Knight: We can't party at the Palm Woods; but, there's nothing sayin' we can't have a "get-together."
- Carlos Garcia: Ooh.
- Logan Mitchell: Or a social gathering.
- Carlos Garcia: [chanting] Social gathering! Social gathering!
- Kendall Knight: And I'm gonna go down to the pool right now and invite Jo, 'cause I... kinda got a thing for her.
- Jo Taylor: [presented a thing at the pool] Wow. Thanks for the... thing.
- Mercedes Griffin: So, Logey, it's been a whole week since I made you my boyfriend, and it's time we start thinking about our one-year anniversary.
- Camille: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Logan Mitchell: Umm, no. It's... hot in here. I was just making pizza bagels.
- Kendall Knight: Anyways, I was wondering if you would be my... guest-friend-person-thing?
- Jo Taylor: You mean your date.
- Kendall Knight: That's a term that could also be used.