NCIS (TV Series)

Mother's Day (2010)

David McCallum: Donald Mallard

Quotes 

• Jimmy Palmer : I'm just test driving for my big date. I'm also trying on disposable contact lens.

  Dr. Donald Mallard : Change is good Mr. Palmer, as long as you are the motivation for the change.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters]  Ugh. Smells like a French whorehouse in here!

  Jimmy Palmer : Uh, that's me.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What are you trying to do, Palmer? Raise the dead?

• Dr. Donald Mallard : Put that insidious device away, Mr. Palmer. This is a crime scene not a chat room.

  Jimmy Palmer : Sorry, Doctor. It's just... it's just that she texted me "yes."

  Dr. Donald Mallard : *What*?

  [They both laugh delightedly, and Ducky claps Palmer on the shoulder] 

  Dr. Donald Mallard : Oh, splendid! Splendid!