Animaniacs (TV Series)

This Pun for Hire/Star Truck/Go Fish/Multiplication (1995)

Julie Brown: Minerva Mink

Quotes 

• Minerva Mink : Never mind that. Just give me the bird.

  Dot Warner : We can't; this is a family show.

• Hello Nurse : I claim this statue in the name of Gulf and Western.

  Minerva Mink : I claim it in the name of Rupert Murdoch.

  Ralph the Guard : Uh, by gad, sir. I claim it in the name of Matsu... I mean, Mateshootie... uh... for Seagram's.

  Yakko Warner : Ah, I've got it. The mink is working for Fox, the pair of legs is working for Paramount, and the guy who needs rehearsal's working for Universal!

  Dot Warner : [dryly]  Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

• Minerva Mink : Stay back, I'm packin' a heater.

  [opens a briefcase, revealing a literal heater] 

  Dot Warner : Ya can't argue with that; it's too stupid.