Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Dr. Estrangeloved (2010)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

Quotes 

• Chuck Bass : I haven't read any posts on Gossip Girl yet. I guess my ban works in the provinces.

  Blair Waldorf : I knew it. I knew you'd fatwa'd me.

  Chuck Bass : And I knew you couldn't break it.

  Blair Waldorf : You're wrong. I could have.

  Chuck Bass : Then why didn't you?

  Blair Waldorf : Because... I suddenly realized it. The way to get over you, isn't by hooking up with some random guy or pretending like we didn't happen. You and I loved each other. And then you broke my heart. I've been doing everything possible not to face that fact. I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it'll be for me. Good-bye, Chuck.

• Chuck Bass : [at Nate's place, elevator bell dings, and, a bit inebriated, Chuck enters with two lady friends in tow]  There is an outlet by the bed, and I will be in in a minute.

  [the girls giggle as they head for the bedroom] 

  Jenny Humphrey : You look like hell.

  Chuck Bass : Small price to pay for feeling like heaven. Where's Archibald? Don't tell me you two *finally* closed the deal?

  Jenny Humphrey : I have no idea what you're talking about, Chuck.

  Chuck Bass : Please, you've been panting at his loafers ever since Serena went MIA with Carter. Is it as you always imagined?

  [takes a sniff of the shirt she slept in] 

  Chuck Bass : Late night... you two engaged

  [swings racquet] 

  Chuck Bass : in a sweaty Wii duel? Your bodies touch... he looks at you like he's never looked at you...

  Jenny Humphrey : Ugh, you're an ass, Chuck. Besides, Serena's back.

  Chuck Bass : Oh, maybe now you'd actually have a chance. Don't worry, the odds of me actually remembering this conversation are slim.

  Jenny Humphrey : [runs after him]  Wait, what do you mean I'll stand a chance now?

  Chuck Bass : Archibald"s never gonna cross the line. He's a good guy. He'd cling to Serena's golden locks... until she pushes him away.

  Jenny Humphrey : Why would she do that? I mean, he's always been patient and understanding.

  Chuck Bass : You and I know that... but if she were to think Nate had in fact betrayed her, she would drive him into your waiting arms in no time.

  Jenny Humphrey : Why are you telling me all this?

  Chuck Bass : Because...

  [backs into the room where his two lady friends await] 

  Chuck Bass : I want my friend back. This would be done easier with Serena out of the picture. Now all you need is something to make her suspicious.

  [closes the doors, and from inside, the girls laugh] 

• Jenny Humphrey : [on phone]  So, what's step two?

  Chuck Bass : Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women just not get this?

  Jenny Humphrey : Chuck, he's not gonna go drinking with me. He made me call my Dad when I slept over.

  Chuck Bass : [that low baritone voice:]  Be here. Six o'clock sharp. And look like someone who doesn't even have a father.

• Blair Waldorf : You twisted, manipulative psychopath! How could you!

  Chuck Bass : You're going to have to be a tad more specific. It's been a busy few days.