Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Torch (2010)
Mariska Hargitay: Detective Olivia Benson
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [tackling an arson suspect] Where you going? You're running like your pants are on fire.
Detective Olivia Benson : [holding up a hand-held blowtorch the suspect dropped] Well, what do you know? They almost were.
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[Benson is surprised to find out Stabler's old partner is female]
Detective Elliot Stabler : What are you talking about? I've been telling you Jo Marlowe stories for years.
Detective Olivia Benson : Except the one where Jo is actually a woman.
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Detective Olivia Benson : Or maybe Frank killed his kids and we'll never know it unless we find a smoking gun.
Detective Elliot Stabler : What about a smoking house?
Detective Olivia Benson : Well, we can't burn a house down.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : I can.
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A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : [about Michael Parisi] Arsonists love to watch their handiwork. Problem is Mikey's not watching. He's got his eyes closed.
Detective Olivia Benson : He's having a private moment.
Detective Elliot Stabler : He's getting off.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : I light a couple of candles if I want to get in the mood. I don't torch my house.
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A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : I need to re-interview Dad. See if he'll put the bastard there.
Detective Olivia Benson : Frank said that he didn't see anybody hanging around last night.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : You think I don't trust your interview skills?
Detective Olivia Benson : I think that you have a much more hands-on approach than most D.A.'s
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : Cut the euphemisms, Olivia.
Detective Olivia Benson : Just because you were a cop doesn't mean that you're on our side.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : I wasn't just a cop. I was Elliot's partner. I wouldn't betray him any more than you would.
Detective Olivia Benson : You transferred back here to work with him again.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : Jack McCoy needed to replace Cabot, so I was drafted. It's a happy accident. Speaking of Elliot, you and he ever...?
Detective Olivia Benson : No. He's married.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : [chuckles] Yeah.
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Detective Olivia Benson : [while looking at the pictures on Marcy's wall] Make a million dollars. Buy a yacht. It doesn't look like any of your fantasies have come true yet.
Detective Elliot Stabler : I don't see "Take care of my kids" up there on the board.
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Marcy : Some kid grabbed Kedzie's vajayjay a while back. I thought it was just puppy love.
Detective Olivia Benson : Does he go to Kedzie's school?
Marcy : No. He's 20, 21.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Kedzie was ten years old. That's not puppy love. That's pedophilia.
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Detective Olivia Benson : [to Michael Parisi] Hey, good-looking.
Michael Parisi : Do I know you?
Detective Olivia Benson : No, but I know you. Pizza Face, right?
Michael Parisi : Call me that again and we're going to have some problems.
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Detective Olivia Benson : [to Marlowe] There goes your paycheck.
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : That's not all it's going to cost me.
Detective Olivia Benson : What are you talking about?
A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : Oh, I can hear the defense now. "Your Honor, Detective Stabler sexually aroused my client to elicit a confession. He was raped at SVU."