The Simpsons (TV Series)
Stealing First Base (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Itchy, Groundskeeper Willie, Mouse, Owl
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : I need to talk to you about man stuff.
Homer Simpson : Talk to grandpa. He used to be a man.
Bart Simpson : He did?
Grampa Simpson : [Struggling to peel a banana] Come on, give up the goods, you yellow devil!
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Principal Skinner : [On a school skit] I'm Bart Simpson, disruptive fourth grader.
Homer Simpson : I've finally caught one of Bart's plays.
Marge Simpson : That's not Bart, that's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.
Homer Simpson : Oh, now that I look closer, that guy can't fool anybody.
Principal Skinner : Shut up, fatso.
Homer Simpson : Why you little...!
[Runs onstage and strangles Skinner]
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Marge Simpson : You told him to kiss her? Why didn't you just tell him to hit her over the head with a club and drag her to a cave?
Grampa Simpson : You mean second base? He's a little young for that.
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Principal Skinner : Mr. and Mrs Simpson, these are Brody and Madison McKenna. Their daughter is on Bart's class.
Brody McKenna : Mr. Simpson, your son engaged in unwanted mouth contact with our daughter.
Marge Simpson : They kissed?
Madison McKenna : On the slide.
Homer Simpson : That's all that happened, and I got to miss a day of work? Thank you!
Madison McKenna : Mr. Simpson, I'm a high-class lawyer, and my husband is a district attorney, and we're not happy.
Homer Simpson : Maybe you should get easier jobs.
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Madison McKenna : Unless you make this school an affection-free environment, we'll sue you to the last dime.
Principal Skinner : [holds up dime] Here it is.
Madison McKenna : And we'll make you wish your son was ever born.
Homer Simpson : Already half way there, lady.