The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stealing First Base (2010)

Tress MacNeille: GPS, Lewis, Bodhi, Jump Rope Girl #1, Madison McKenna, Various Kids

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : Mr. and Mrs Simpson, these are Brody and Madison McKenna. Their daughter is on Bart's class.

  Brody McKenna : Mr. Simpson, your son engaged in unwanted mouth contact with our daughter.

  Marge Simpson : They kissed?

  Madison McKenna : On the slide.

  Homer Simpson : That's all that happened, and I got to miss a day of work? Thank you!

  Madison McKenna : Mr. Simpson, I'm a high-class lawyer, and my husband is a district attorney, and we're not happy.

  Homer Simpson : Maybe you should get easier jobs.

• Madison McKenna : Unless you make this school an affection-free environment, we'll sue you to the last dime.

  Principal Skinner : [holds up dime]  Here it is.

  Madison McKenna : And we'll make you wish your son was ever born.

  Homer Simpson : Already half way there, lady.