- Jenny Humphrey: I'm trying to forget some things, too. Mostly how happy I thought I'd be once I made it in this world.
- Chuck Bass: The world you're looking for only exists from the outside. The only reason I survive in it is because I always knew it was empty.
- Jenny Humphrey: Yeah. And now I know, too. I found out the hard way.
- Chuck Bass: The hard way is the only way.
- Dan Humphrey: Blair... Say life is giving you signs, and you're ignoring them because you're afraid of the thing they're signaling you to do. But-but then-but then you think, what if these signs are here for a reason and-and ignoring them just makes me a coward?
- Blair Waldorf: Signs are for the religious, the superstitious, and the lower class. I don't believe in them and neither should you.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: Miss Blair, I defriend Mr. Chuck in Facebook and in life. But... This is pretty romantic thing he's doing. If not going means never having Chuck in your life again, are you prepared to live like that?
- Blair Waldorf: Yes, but even if I'm not, if you let me go anywhere near 34th street, there won't be a miracle but a massacre.
- Dan Humphrey: [after punching Chuck] You tell her!
- Blair Waldorf: Tell me what? What's going on?
- [realizes what happened between Chuck and Jenny]
- Blair Waldorf: You didn't.
- Chuck Bass: Blair.
- Blair Waldorf: [to Chuck] You did.
- [to Jenny]
- Blair Waldorf: You! Get out of here now. And not just out of this hospital, but off this island. Go and never come back, because if you ever set foot in Manhattan again, I will know, and I will destroy you.
- Jenny Humphrey: Blair, I'm sorry.
- Dan Humphrey: You have no reason to be sorry. This begins and ends with Chuck.
- Blair Waldorf: How could you? You and Jenny? She's 16 years old!
- Chuck Bass: [very remorseful] Blair, when you didn't show up, I thought you didn't love me anymore. I didn't care if I lived or died. When Jenny Humphrey showed up...
- Blair Waldorf: [cutting him off] Don't say her name... or anything else to me ever again! This whole night didn't happen.
- Blair Waldorf: [to Jenny] When are you gonna get it? For three years, you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you will never be a part of it no matter what you do. This isn't copycat dressing at Constance or dumping dairy on your best friend to prove a point. Nate and Serena? That's mythic. You don't mess with that and survive. You're hurting people I love. You're hurting people you love.
- Jenny Humphrey: I wasn't trying to, I...
- Blair Waldorf: Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa -God knows why - and chuck loves me. But, you, Jenny? No one loves you, except your daddy. And after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore?
- Lily van der Woodsen: Jenny? Rufus, teenage girls are a nightmare. As soon as they realize that you'll love 'em no matter what they do, you lose all of your power. You just have to wait till they finish college. Or in the case of Serena, rebel and not go.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Hey. Didn't expect to find you here, staring at babies.
- Dan Humphrey: Turns out I'm a big fan of babies.
- Blair Waldorf: We all try on old clothes, from time to time. and sure, we may even be surprised when they still fit, but that doesn't mean we should wear them again... Ever !
- Serena van der Woodsen: I- I was just upset, and you were there for me. It was just a couple of old friends falling into a comfortable pattern for a minute... or ten, and I love Nate.
- [on her way out]
- Dan Humphrey: I love Vanessa.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Wait.
- [spins around]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Do we have to tell anyone?
- Dan Humphrey: Not on your life, no! I mean, there's no reason to... explode our... whole world just for some... meaningless kiss between old friends.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [smiles] Whatever this was, it's between us, so... it's not like we can't keep that safe.
- Dan Humphrey: No.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Call me if you need anything.
- Dan Humphrey: Okay. Bye.
- [her face comes closer to his, his kiss misses as she pulls away]
- Dan Humphrey: That was a mistake. It's completely random. It's gravity.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Okay.
- [turns to leave]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Bye.
- Dan Humphrey: You went for the hug, I went for the...
- [points at his mouth, but she's gone already]
- Chuck Bass: [a young man, a very young girl, and a bed...] If you wanna leave, now would be the time.
- [song goes "little skinny girl, she's doing it for the first time, first time"]
- Jenny Humphrey: I don't wanna be alone.
- Chuck Bass: Neither do I.
- [Jenny's head leans over and she blows out the candle]
- Chuck Bass: [afterwards...] Are you okay?
- [no answer from her]
- Chuck Bass: You're welcome to stay the night.
- Jenny Humphrey: You're not kicking me out into the street? I'm lucky.
- Chuck Bass: Hey, some people don't get the offer.
- Blair Waldorf: [to Chuck] I can't deny that our path has been complicated, but in the end, love makes everything simple.