- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Duck, everything okay?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Yeah. Never better. Why do you ask?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Half my team's worried about you.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Let me guess which half: Abby and Ziva.
- National Park Inspector Edward Killian: [after running a fingerprint scan on McGee] Timothy, no middle name, McGee... You broke into a Metro PD impound yard?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What's the matter with you?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, that was supposed to be expunged.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: When were you gonna tell me, Duck?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Soon. I thought about having a service, but all of mother's friends pre-deceased her. I was all she had.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Stay here. If he regains consciousness, call me. And see if you can get any more out of her.
- [Refering to Leah Mayne]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You subscribing to the DiNozzo theory? Always suspect the wife.
- Abby Sciuto: Hey, what's going on with Ducky? He's acting very un-Ducky-like. Like - like, everyday he leaves for lunch. He's never done that before. I mean the Duckman is a creature of habit. He brings in his lunch, he eats it at his desk. Where is he going?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I'm sure he's fine.
- [Looking back into her lab]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Uh, Abby, don't let that dog out of your sight.
- Abby Sciuto: [Rushing back to her lab] Mortimer. That's not your bone!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You ever been married, Doc?
- Dr. Adam Tallridge: Twice. Never at the same time.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The man you married was leading a fradulent life. Lt Mayne's parents are still alive. There was no inheirtance.
- Rachel Wells: How am I supposed to live? Do I - do I have to get my lawyer involved?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I don't know. You know what? You do whatever it is you need to do! Okay?
- Rachel Wells: My husband... he went jogging yesterday morning, never returned home. When I reported him missing, and showed his picture to the Police, they directed me to you.
- [Hands Gibbs a picture]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You're married to John Mayne?
- Rachel Wells: No, his name's Christian Wells.
- Leah Mayne: No! His name's John. And he's *my* husband.
- Ziva David: [Exiting interrogation] Thank you for coming in.
- Pete Iger: No problem. Gave up on the stakeout. Client wouldn't pay for any more time. Hope I helped. Didn't tell you anything new.
- [Passes Major Holcomb in the hallway]
- Pete Iger: You guys are really devious.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: I'm surrounded by death, Jethro. I wanted to deal with the personal loss myself. Did you know she was almost a hundred, that she had an active full life? But this last year she had not been herself. It was her time. Natural progression of age.