- Ziva David: This looks like David Jones' locker.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: *Davy* Jones. He used to sing with the Monkees.
- Ziva David: ...Real monkeys?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I envy your brain sometimes.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Who are you guys? D.E.A.? F.B.I.?
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: [holds up I.D] C.G.I.S.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [chuckling] Coast Guard, boss.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: [turns to him] You got a problem with that?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [stops laughing, seriously] No.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: No.
- [smacks the back of Omagi's head with her I.D]
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Put the weapon away, Kyle.
- CGIS Special Agent Kyle Omagi: Oh, yes ma'am.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [impressed] That's a nice head slap.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Agent Borin, you want to walk me through your evidence log?
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Yeah, no problem. You know, you can call me Abby.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No... no, that's not gonna happen.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Enter the lab] Hey Abby.
- Abby Sciuto: Hey.
- [Abby holds up an evidence bag]
- Abby Sciuto: Gold reales and sunken treasure. All taken from Jensen's storage locker. Pretty cool. Almost makes up for the way I feel. Although I hear you're having your own personnel problems with...
- [Notices Borin entering behind Gibbs]
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: [holds out her hands] Special Agent Abigail Borin.
- Abby Sciuto, CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: [shakes it] Abby.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: So Abby, what do you got?
- [Confused Abby looks between Borin and Gibbs]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What do you got, Abs?
- Abby Sciuto: Other than, like, a five alarm migraine?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [searching their victim's house, after finding the front door ajar] Clear, boss!
- [Abigail approaches Tony and puts her gun to his back]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe not totally clear.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Toss the gun. Do it now.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughing] Take it easy, sweetheart. Who are you?
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: I'm not the one breaking and entering.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [approaching Abigail from behind] No, the door was open. Ladies first.
- CGIS Special Agent Kyle Omagi: [entering from behind Gibbs] It's turning into a party around here.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wow. Looks a little like "Reservoir Dogs". Except you're cuter than Harvey Keitel.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [holding up his badge] We're federal agents.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Get his I.D.
- [Omagi reaches for Gibbs' badge and Gibbs shakes him off]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Look. Don't touch.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Any death on a U.S. registered vessel is F.B.I. or Coast Guard jurisdiction.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: So where's the F.B.I.?
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Told us to call if we got close to anything.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I got your number.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Uh, no you don't. So what's your beef, Gibbs? That I'm Coast Guard, that I'm a woman or that I managed to get the drop on you in that house?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I don't know you.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: If the doctor's plane hasn't landed yet, why don't we have a Coast Guard aircraft intercept it and suggest to their pilots that they might be abetting a fugitive?
- CGIS Special Agent Kyle Omagi: On it!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Nice. You can do that?
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Just scratching the surface.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: She was so anxious to change yours truly. I was beginning to question my own identity.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. I know how protective you are of that.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: She also put some of mother's silver in the dishwasher.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Really?
- [last lines]
- Ziva David: I *do* have friends.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Really? Then what are you doing with me watching a movie on a Friday night at work?
- Ziva David: You are my friend.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Really?
- Ziva David: ...No. My date cancelled.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mine, too.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: We have satellite photos of the other ships in the area?
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Yeah. My people are already working on it.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What about *my* people?
- [Gibbs's team scrambles to their desks]
- Missy Dawkins: Oh my God! I can't believe he's dead.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What was your relationship to the deceased?
- Missy Dawkins: You mean he's deceased, too?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Here you go, McGee. Found this.
- [Hands some CDs to McGee]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, my motivational CDs. Been looking for this.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, you should've looked harder.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, gee, I'm sorry I didn't think to look in *your* desk.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Who's driving?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, boss, there's a little problem...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. The problem is that I found these...
- [holds up some keys]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: ... on the elevator floor.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My bad.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Uh-huh.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Won't happen again.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I doubt that. Meet you all downstairs.
- [Gibbs tosses the keys into the center of the floor, and Tony, Ziva and McGee all scramble to grab them]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [to Ducky] Cause of death?
- Jimmy Palmer: Being shanked by a screwdriver didn't help.
- [Gibbs and Ducky glare at Palmer]
- Jimmy Palmer: I'm sorry.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Okay, question: where would you hide a lot of money if you were afraid your house was gonna be seized?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not in my house!
- Jimmy Palmer: [examining the corpse on the beach] The fishies sure did a number on him.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: As did a propeller. See? The blade sliced through and removed his entire left forearm, but almost certainly after he was dead.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "This was no boating accident!"
- [everyone stares at him]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Richard Dreyfuss, in Jaws? You know, when he finds the arm, in the medical... you know that?
- Jimmy Palmer: Yeah, I love that part!
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Andrea Mavrey said she never met Jensen.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: She was lying.
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Jensen got into it to con the doctor, but it turned into something else - something with Mrs. Mavrey.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The real treasure's the millions Mavrey took out of the bank.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wait a minute. You're saying the widow and the stud diver - they - they did it together? Ziva, did you hear that?
- Ziva David: [exasperated] Yes.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [smug] Yes, what?
- Ziva David: [defeated] Yes, I heard the wife did it, Tony. Okay yes, you are a genius!
- CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin: Okay, question. Where would you hide a lot of money if you were afraid your house could be seized?
- [Confident and cheerful]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [slams desk like a game show buzzer] Not in my house!