Max and Pammy flirt at the bar and have sex. Tara hopes to reconnect with her family through her latest art project: a family portrait. Kate grows weary of the men she's meeting online, but she gets intrigued by Zach, a client who asks her out on a date. Kate ends her friendship with Lynda and returns her Valhalla Hawkwind costume. Marshall and Lionel have an interesting meeting with the school counselor, who assigns them to hand out condoms to the school community. Ted and Hany break up, indirectly because of Lionel and Hany's Adderall binge. Charmaine tries to get Neil to sign away his parental rights to the baby, now that Nick is on her side regarding the pregnancy. After having sex with Tara, Max confesses his one-night stand with Pammy.