Mad Men (TV Series)

The Summer Man (2010)

Christina Hendricks: Joan Harris

Quotes 

• Joan Harris : [to Peggy, about her firing of Joey]  So all you've done is proved to them that I'm a meaningless secretary and you're another humorless bitch.

• Joan Harris : I can't wait until next year when all of you are in Vietnam. You will be pining for the day when someone was trying to make your life easier. When you're over there, and you're in the jungle and they're shooting at you, remember you're not dying for me because I never liked you.

• Joan Harris : It's a very brave person that does something anonymously.

• Peggy Olson : I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in here.

  Joan Harris : Where the hell else would I be? This is my office. And you all better stop cutting through here, it's not a thoroughfare. Take the extra steps, you could use them.

• Joan Harris : I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.

  Lane Pryce : I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine. We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.

  Joan Harris : Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.