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- James Diamond: Hey, you guys wanna know Dak Zevon's secret to perfect toast?
- Kendall Knight, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell: No!
- Carlos Garcia: Lucky Charm, this is Rabbit's Foot. What's your twenty?
- Logan Mitchell: I'm right next to you. Over.
- Carlos Garcia: Copy that.
- Gustavo Rocque: Ooo, tell him you got some great kibble back at your tree trunk.
- Kelly Wainwright: Don't push it.
- Reginald Bitters: Ah, Miss Sparks! Back for the famous Palm Woods two-star service?
- Jordin Sparks Thomas: Actually I'm here for the famous good luck. Whenever I throw a penny into the Palm Woods wishing well, my songs have always become hits.
- Reginald Bitters: Ah, that germ-infested sinkhole.