- Medic: My people call them "devils of the sand."
- Captain Mike Sturges: Well, whatever you call 'em, they were angels for us today.
- Reba: Maybe we could build a giant spider trap.
- Joe: Really? What would a giant spider trap look like?
- McNeil: That's not our concern. The army made this mess. Let them clean it up.
- Sgt. Shelly Underwood: You never see the army clean up a mess before? Just be careful what you wish for.
- Patty: Well, how come you don't want a gun?
- Jeff: I'm a pacifist. Chicks dig it. So I don't need a picture of me holding an M-16 showing up on Facebook.
- Patty: I'm sure that's the least of your worries right now.
- Jeff: Why do I need a gun for when I have a real-life GI Joe protecting me?
- Patty: You know, if sarcasm worked better on bugs than bullets, then you'd be the first person I'd call.