Criminal Minds (TV Series)
...A Thousand Words (2010)
Matthew Gray Gubler: Dr. Spencer Reid
Quotes
-
Derek Morgan : Hey, Reid.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What's up?
Derek Morgan : Our man here was a prolific journaler.
Emily Prentiss : With teeny, tiny handwriting.
Dr. Spencer Reid : He probably had counseling at some point, where journaling was part of his therapy.
Emily Prentiss : That's what we were thinking.
Dr. Spencer Reid : [not quite sure what's coming] And...?
Derek Morgan : And, well, you know the two of us...
[indicating himself and Prentiss]
Derek Morgan : ...it would take us, like, three days to read all of this stuff.
[pause; Reid purses his lips in consideration]
Dr. Spencer Reid : You guys owe me.
-
Emily Prentiss : So, are you?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Am I drawing to a flush or am I smart?
Emily Prentiss : Either.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but actually, I was drawing to a full house. Eights over sixes.
Emily Prentiss : I always forget you're from Vegas.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Yep.
Emily Prentiss : I'm sorry, not so fast. I too have a boat. Jacks over threes.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's, like 100-to-one against.
Emily Prentiss : 97-to-one. Looks like you're out.
-
Derek Morgan : Ugh! This heat is brutal!
Dr. Spencer Reid : You know, it isn't so much the heat as it is the humidity.
Derek Morgan : At some point, it doesn't matter how you look at it. It all sucks.
-
Dr. Spencer Reid : Look at that. At the turn of the 16th century, rose tattoos were put on men who were sentenced to death.
Trooper Pasternak : Really?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Yeah, if they escaped, it served to identify them, but now roses pretty much symbolize pure love.
David Rossi : Pure love, right before he kills them.