South Park (TV Series)
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (2010)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Gerald Broflovski, Mr. Adler, Matthew Broderick, Al, Supreme Court Judge #1, News Reporter #2, Reader #1, Reader #4
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Quotes
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Butters Stotch : Kim Kardashian is so sexy, her butt is like a big mountain of pudding.
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Stan : [reading "Catcher In The Rye"] Did you get to *any* dirty parts yet?
Kyle : [also reading "Catcher..."] No! It's still just some whiny, annoying teenager talking about how lame he is.
Stan : I don't get it, dude. What's so controversial about this? All he's done is said "shit" and "fuck" a few times.
Kyle : I know! I'm almost at the end and there's nothing.
Eric : [enters, slamming door] Mother fucker! The whole thing. I read the whole *fucking* thing! I kept thinking, alright, the cool, offensive stuff must be coming. And then after a hundred pages I was like, *alright*, I guess all the dirty stuff is at the end. And then I got to the last page! And I was all, what da fuck is this! I JUST READ A BOOK, FOR NOTHING!
Kyle : Why the hell was this book banned?
Eric : They fucking tricked us, that's what they did! Tricked us into reading a book by enticing us with promises of vulgarity.
Kenny : [enters, mumbles] Dude, what the fuck is this...
[rest is indecipherable]
Eric : We know! We we're just saying that.
Stan : Why would anyone think this book was obscene and dangerous?
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : [just finished reading "Catcher..."] Kill John Lennon. Kill John Lennon. *Kill* John Lennon!
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Kyle : Mr. Garrison, didn't the guy who shot John Lennon say it was because of this book?
Mr. Garrison : Yes, apparently John Lennon's killer said he was inspired by Catcher in the Rye, but he was just a kook.
Eric : Whoa, you're telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies. Can we please read this right now?
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[Kyle and Stan are trying to comfort Butters, whose writings inspired someone to kill the Kardashian sisters]
Kyle : Aw... aw, Butters. It'll be alright. Listen, we've all learned that people look for meaning in books. And sometimes, even if it isn't there, they'll try and invent their own meaning.
Stan : Yeah dude, that's why we all need to avoid books and stick to television.
