- Arthur Griffin: Bravo! Bravo! Watching you boys go from nobodies to somebodies has been more thrilling than hunting humans, which is why it hurts me to say the album, tour, and this concert... are canceled.
- Mr. X: A concert can last two hours, and you'll need more endurance than a marathon runner carrying a cow.
- Hawk: When you mess with the Hawk, you get all TEN talons.
- Logan Mitchell: Hawks actually only have, uh, eight talons, heh.
- Hawk: I DON'T CARE!
- Logan Mitchell: Okay, just tellin' ya.
- James Diamond: You really ARE a superhero!
- Carlos Garcia: No, I'm a pop star who wants to rock that concert, get our album released, and get chased by lots of girls.
- Kendall Knight: [regrouped inside a closet] Hiding's not gonna solve anything.
- James Diamond: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and
- [laughs]
- James Diamond: I don't know about you, but - I LIKE LIVING!
- Jennifer Knight: [speaking as a mother] How did you get like this? I never dropped you. Not even once.
- [Kendall, Logan, and Carlos return to Palm Woods]
- Jo Taylor: Kendall!
- Camille Roberts: Logan!
- [Lightning the Wonder Dog barks]
- Lightning the Wonder Dog: Carlos!
- [Jo, Camille, and Lightning the Wonder Dog all get up. Jo hugs Kendall. Camille hugs Logan. Lightning the Wonder Dog hugs Carlos]