- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Done. I sifted through all 1873 gallons of it. Nothing but the usual: ant torsos, spider legs, rodent hairs.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Whoa. That's the usual?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. FDA permits 60 insect fragments, and 1 rodent tail per 100 grams.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Lovely.
- Angela Montenegro: Hodgins wants to make a big announcement and tell everybody that I'm pregnant.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: But everyone already knows.
- Angela Montenegro: I know. But Hodgins doesn't know that because he wants it to be *his* surprise. You didn't say anything, did you?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Nope. No one did.
- Angela Montenegro: Okay. Good. Well, everybody's just gonna have to act surprised. And if they can't pull it off, then they-they just have to not come. Just make up an excuse.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That wasn't relevant at all, Mr. Nigel Murray. Take a micro-slice of the cyst and have Doctor Hodgins identify the foreign object.
- [Bones exits]
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: [Under his breath] Jimmy Page is *always* relevant.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: But we have to melt the chocolate in order to get any information from the bones.
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: Yeah. But first we can cut out these sections until we discover a way to extract the gas trapped in the bubbles.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Excellent. Do it. Mr. Nigel-Murray if I didn't have any self-control I would kiss you.
- [Cam leaves]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...No interesting facts off that?
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: Yeah, yeah. In fact, the-the satisfaction that human beings take from fantasizing is - is directly related - No. I don't. No facts.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Sweets is eating a chocolate bar] Do you have to eat that? I just imagine you chomping down on her cheek or something. Just put it away.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: If we don't face and overcome unsettling events in our lives, we are ruled by them. I'm not gonna let some ruthless killer destroy my enjoyment of chocolate. It's not gonna happen. I love chocolate too much.
- [Booth grabs Sweets's chocolate bar]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Come on! I was about to get to the nuts.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: She's following a boy, Angela. I mean, you're a hedonistic free spirit artist. How come even you didn't do that?
- Angela Montenegro: Thanks for the personality assessment. Yeah, I went to a good school because I chose to. Nobody made me. You should let Michelle make her own decisions. I mean, she is almost an adult.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Almost. That's the keyword here. I need to guide her, but she hates me for doing it.
- Jimmy Walpert III: He's the chocolateer. I handle the business. He oversees all the new formulations. I'm - I'm just the face, like the Colonel but my suit is way nicer, no string tie or anything.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: The late teens and early twenties are a time for experimentation and growth. And you know, making a few mistakes, is just part of the process.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh! You're making it worse!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: You so much as mention leaving the country to my daughter and I will choke you on your own trivia and stuff your lifeless body in a locker.
- [Leaves]
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: Then again. Georgetown is lovely.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I thought she wasn't applying to any other schools except - Oh. Oh! You're writing Michelle's - Oh that's bad. That's - that's just wrong!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: No Dr. Hodgins, that is being a mother. And I assume I can trust your discretion.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Of course - Mom.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If you want I can lie to all of our friends, and say that you have pressing FBI business.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth sighs] I don't like the idea of lying to our friends, but I'm going to go with it. Thanks.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: And I suppose you wouldn't get in the way of her decisions.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Oh I wouldn't get in her way period.
- Angela Montenegro: [about Sweets] He might be able to help you deal with Michelle.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I don't want to talk to a child about another child.