- Sam Evans: Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold.
- Will Schuester: You know, I think I might have Rumours on L.P. somewhere.
- [He goes over to his stereo system]
- April Rhodes: Oh, everybody does.
- [She laughs]
- April Rhodes: I mean, I don't, I sold mine for drugs.
- [Will turns to give her a look]
- April Rhodes: Kidding!
- [He looks away and she shakes her head, while taking a sip of wine]
- April Rhodes: Nope. I actually did that.
- April Rhodes: That's not true!
- Sue Sylvester: It will be. That's the whole point of yellow journalism: turning rumour into fact.