Glee (TV Series)

Never Been Kissed (2010)

Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce

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Quotes 

• Mercedes Jones : The boys beat us last time we competed against them. We've got to bring the noise hard this time.

  Quinn Fabray : To be fair, they didn't officially beat us. We got busted for Vitamin D possession before the vote.

  Santana Lopez : Wait. Something's definitely wrong. Why isn't Rachel talking?

  Brittany S. Pierce : Yeah, she should totally be bossing us around right now.

  Rachel Berry : The idea of the assignment was to do the opposite of what we normally do. I'm just trying to stick to the lesson plan, which is proving nearly impossible since you're gluing those sequins on backwards.

• Santana Lopez : So, how does it feel to be a free man?

  Artie Abrams : All I can say is that I don't want a long-term relationship with either of you. Especially Brittany, since I'm not in love with her.

  Brittany S. Pierce : Do you guys want to go out to dinner tonight?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Not really.

  Santana Lopez : Oh.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Tell you what. You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7:00. If we don't find hotter chicks to date tonight, we might show up.

  Santana Lopez : You are totally cool.

  Brittany S. Pierce : Awesome.

  [the other girls stare in confusion] 

  Artie Abrams : [Puck rolls him out of the room]  I can't believe it. You're a genius.

• Will Schuester : Look, I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here.

  Brittany S. Pierce : I've totally done that.

  Will Schuester : We're just making an adjustment. Boys, you are now doing songs traditionally sung by girl groups. And girls, try some classic rock; uh, the Who, the Stones. The more opposite your choice, the more points you get.

  Kurt Hummel : [huddling with the boys]  Don't worry, gentlemen. I have this one under control.