"The Simpsons" Angry Dad: The Movie (TV Episode 2011) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson : Angry Dad is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it!

Homer Simpson : Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning?

Bart Simpson : Uh, no one. Wrong number.

Homer Simpson : If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble.
Bart Simpson : That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created.

Homer Simpson : I legally forced him to say "semi".
Lisa Simpson : Your film's not all bad. If you cut out the parts that don't work, it could make a great short film.

Bart Simpson : A short film?

Lisa Simpson : Many directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin and Tim Burton, started out with short films.

Bart Simpson : Name one more.

Lisa Simpson : Taylor Hackford.

Bart Simpson : I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced!
Bart Simpson : This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hogging all the credit.

Marge Simpson : Don't worry, sweetie. It's the begining of a ridiculously long series of awards shows. You'll have your chance to say crazy things.

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson