The Simpsons (TV Series)
MoneyBart (2010)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum
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Quotes
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Nelson Muntz : She can do the kind of math that has letters. Watch. What's X, Lisa?
Lisa Simpson : Well, that depends...
Nelson Muntz : Sorry. She did it yesterday.
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Lisa Simpson : Managers manage, and players play.
Ralph Wiggum : Do alligators alligate?
Lisa Simpson : I don't know! Yes!
Ralph Wiggum : I'm scared!
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Nelson Muntz : Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson : We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten : So are my parents, I think.
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Lisa Simpson : I need another player. Ralph is too juiced.
Ralph Wiggum : [surrounded by juice boxes] I didn't know what I was putting into my body.
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Nelson Muntz : What's a babe like her doing with a brown banana like Skinner?
Bart Simpson : Maybe she's one of those sexy school supply company reps.
Milhouse Van Houten : If that is true, then where's her suitcase with wheels, Bart? Where's her suitcase with wheels?
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Lisa Simpson : Bottom line: I need an extracurricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.
Bart Simpson : We're not losers! Last year we finished six and five.
Nelson Muntz : And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckle-faced kid on the team that we picked on 'til he quit.
[sees the tall, freckled kid walking down the street]
Nelson Muntz : Hey, Splatterface! How's the weather up there?
[Kid walks off, downhearted]
Nelson Muntz : It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.
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Bart Simpson : [Taking off his uniform] Here's my uniform, since I won't be needing it anymore.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo! Underpants dinner!
[Starts taking off shirt]
Marge Simpson : No, it's not!
Marge Simpson : [Dejected] Oh.