- [Reginald seductively washs his new car]
- Katie Knight: Are you even capable of shame?
- Reginald Bitters: Get lost. You're jammin' my mojo.
- Camille Roberts: Wait. You only have a learner's permit.
- Jo Taylor: Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?
- Reginald Bitters: [banging from inside the trunk] Let me outta here!
- Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell: [together] We're good.
- Gustavo Rocque: All directors are idiots. That's why I'm gonna direct the music video m'self.
- Kelly Wainwright: Because you're an idiot?
- [Buddha Bob tries to decipher the boys' frantic gestures to wing out a concept for a music video]
- Buddha Bob: [as BTR jumps around] Uh... there's a bunch of kids in it.
- [BTR points to their heads]
- Buddha Bob: TALL kids.
- [BTR act feminine]
- Buddha Bob: Weird tall kids, uh... GIRLS! Uhh, teenage girls.
- [BTR pantomimes playing instruments in a rock band]
- Buddha Bob: Itchy... itchy teenage girls.