Community (TV Series)
The Art of Discourse (2010)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : [yells at Pierce] Would you stop tuning that guitar? You are 105 years old! Tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here so I don't make the same mistakes!
Pierce Hawthorne : [yells at Jeff] Excuse me!
[normal voice]
Pierce Hawthorne : But it's springtime, and I thought I might woo a few chicks.
[strumming guitar and singing]
Pierce Hawthorne : No one to watch while we're kissing. / No one to see while we spoon.
[Abed rises and approaches Pierce]
Pierce Hawthorne : Let's take a trip in my airship, / and we'll visit the man in the moon.
[Abed grabs the guitar and begins beating the guitar against the study group table]
Pierce Hawthorne : Hey, hey, hey. What the... hey! Hey! What?
[shouts]
Pierce Hawthorne : What the hell?
Abed Nadir : Sorry.
Jeff Winger : Animal House. A reference my ears applaud.
Abed Nadir : I couldn't resist. Smashing the guitar of someone singing a cloying love song was on my quintessential college experience list.
Annie Edison : Your what?
Abed Nadir : It's a list of everything that movies have taught me comprises a successful first year at college.
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Jeff Winger : Bringing a goat to our study group... that's a great idea, Troy.
Troy Barnes : Thanks. Must have been hard for you to say that.
Britta Perry : It's called sarcasm, Troy. Ask the goat to explain it to you.
[Troy turns to the goat to ask, then stops and turns to the group]
