"Futurama" Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences (TV Episode 2010) - Maurice LaMarche as Lrrr, The Scary Door Narrator, Throw Your Voice Advertisement, Throw Your Sea Monkeys Advertisement, Costume Contest Announcer, Orson Welles' Head, Kif Kroker, Calculon

Lrrr : I am Lrrr! Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! May I crash on your couch?
Lrrr : I don't understand. Why are the human still eating their soft pretzels instead of surrendering?

Turanga Leela : They must be waiting for Joss Whedon.

Lrrr : Joss Whedon's here?
Lrrr : Wait a minute. You look familiar.

Turanga Leela : Yea. You almost ate me once. I was in your mouth for five minutes.

Lrrr : Leela?
Zapp Brannigan : Great leader, I offer you a sacrifice.

[Holds up Kif]

Zapp Brannigan : How about this?

[Lrrr takes off one of Kif's legs]

Kif Kroker : Hey!

Lrrr : [Eats leg] He'll do.
[Grrrl unzips herself, revealing herself to be a human woman]

Lrrr : [shocked and confused] You're a human?

Grrrl : Only physically. I'm a cross-species dresser. Wait... You're an actual Omicronian?

Lrrr : [panicking] Oh, god. Oh, god, what have I done?

Grrrl : This is so hot! Conquer me, Lrrr! Sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax!

[She pounces on Lrrr, who screams]
Lrrr : I could conquer Earth. Kill all humans.

Bender : That's a thought.

Turanga Leela : No. We don't need a war of the worlds.

Philip J. Fry : That's it. We need a War of the Worlds. I'll call Orson Welles

Bender : [puts hands to temples] Dork calling Orson. Dork calling Orson

Maurice LaMarche: Lrrr, The Scary Door Narrator, Throw Your Voice Advertisement, Throw Your Sea Monkeys Advertisement, Costume Contest Announcer, Orson Welles' Head, Kif Kroker, Calculon