- Matt Groening: I'm sure you're all excited to see the pilot for our new show.
- David X. Cohen: It's called Futurella. It takes place in the year 4000.
- [Clip begins; suddenly a CANCELLED title card appears]
- Matt Groening: Boy, Fox has really streamlined the process.
- Lrrr: I don't understand. Why are the human still eating their soft pretzels instead of surrendering?
- Turanga Leela: They must be waiting for Joss Whedon.
- Lrrr: Joss Whedon's here?
- Lrrr: Wait a minute. You look familiar.
- Turanga Leela: Yea. You almost ate me once. I was in your mouth for five minutes.
- Lrrr: Leela?
- Philip J. Fry: Mr. Aragonés, I've been a fan of your cartoons, and your moustache.
- Sergio Aragonés: Take it. It has brought me nothing but misery.
- [Fry yanks off moustache]
- Sergio Aragonés: Ay, ay, ay!
- Philip J. Fry: I want you to take a look at my comic book.
- Sergio Aragonés: Señor, anyone who still draws comic books is a hero to me.
- [Reads it]
- Sergio Aragonés: It stinks. But I do like the little doodles on the margins.
- Philip J. Fry: Oh, that's just some relish from a hot-dog I found.
- Philip J. Fry: I don't want my comic picked apart by nerds. I'm taking it to a comic book convention.
- Zapp Brannigan: Great leader, I offer you a sacrifice.
- [Holds up Kif]
- Zapp Brannigan: How about this?
- [Lrrr takes off one of Kif's legs]
- Kif Kroker: Hey!
- Lrrr: [Eats leg] He'll do.
- [Grrrl unzips herself, revealing herself to be a human woman]
- Lrrr: [shocked and confused] You're a human?
- Grrrl: Only physically. I'm a cross-species dresser. Wait... You're an actual Omicronian?
- Lrrr: [panicking] Oh, god. Oh, god, what have I done?
- Grrrl: This is so hot! Conquer me, Lrrr! Sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax!
- [She pounces on Lrrr, who screams]
- Ndnd: I demand the ancient ritual of Rrmmrmrfrmr or consequences!
- Philip J. Fry: Rrmmrmrfrmr or what?
- Lrrr: I could conquer Earth. Kill all humans.
- Bender: That's a thought.
- Turanga Leela: No. We don't need a war of the worlds.
- Philip J. Fry: That's it. We need a War of the Worlds. I'll call Orson Welles
- Bender: [puts hands to temples] Dork calling Orson. Dork calling Orson