- Bender: This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren't above a little hooking, should the occasion arise.
- Philip J. Fry: Poor Leela. I feel like I ruined her life.
- Hermes Conrad: You did ruin her life!
- Philip J. Fry: You might be right, Hermes.
- Hermes Conrad: I am right!
- Philip J. Fry: I almost feel like we should do something.
- Hermes Conrad: We should do something!
- Philip J. Fry: I don't care what you say, Hermes! Let's go!
- Mark Mothersbaugh: As long-time mutants ourselves, we support your righteous struggle, and will do anything we can for you.
- Dwayne: Play Whip It!
- Mark Mothersbaugh: No. Play the other one.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Everyone debone a bunk and get some shut-eye.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Zoidberg, show some respect! This is a sacred shrine to the thousands who lost their lives.
- Amy Wong: Hey, I found a safe!
- [Cut to Farnsworth trying to open the safe with a skull]
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: It's coming loose! Hand me more of that cruise director.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: The original passenger manifests.
- Hermes Conrad: Spreadsheets were so elegant back then.