Futurama (TV Series)

Attack of the Killer App (2010)

Craig Ferguson: Susan Boil

Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : Everyone knows my secret, but no one cares. I have nothing to hide anymore. Oh, Fry, thanks to your selfish rudeness, a terrible weight has been lifted from my heart.

  Susan Boil : That's not the only place you need a terrible weight lifted.

  [Leela sits on Susan] 

  Turanga Leela : Susan and I are agreed. For the first time in our lives, we're not ashamed of who we are.

  Susan Boil : I was never ashamed.

• Turanga Leela : What stinks? Were you rolling around in New Jersey?

  Philip J. Fry : I knew I could never make it up to you, so I did the next best thing. I put myself through the same humiliation I put you through.

  [Plays video of him diving into the pool of goat puke; the board breaks and he lands next to the pool, then falls in] 

  Turanga Leela : Aw, you didn't have to do that.

  Philip J. Fry : I didn't? Damn!

  Turanga Leela : Don't worry. By tomorrow, no one will remember.

  Philip J. Fry : Can I have another hug?

  Turanga Leela : No.

  Susan Boil : Oh, hold yer nose and give it a go.