- Turanga Leela: So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? Why did Kif dump you like a bag of yesterday's turds?
- Amy Wong: He said I have a thing for bad boys. It's so stupid.
- Bender: The truth is often stupid.
- [blows smoke in Amy's face and sprinkles ashes in her drink]
- Amy Wong: Why do you have to be so mean to me?
- Bender: Shut up, baby. You love it.
- Amy Wong: Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?
- Bender: What?
- [Cut to Amy and Bender in bed]
- Amy Wong: That was great.
- Bender: Shut up.
- George Takei's Head: [after hearing Bender's debate] I haven't heard a speech this eloquent since Bill Shatner told me why he couldn't pay me back.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [while inspecting Amy's engagement ring from Bender] Such a stone! Is it real?
- [Amy carves a circle in Zoidberg's shell]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray!
- Professor Farnsworth: Hooray denied! Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal?
- Turanga Leela: Not in Space Massachusetts.
- Bender: You mean Space Tax-achusetts? No chance, judge-pants! We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!
- Hermes Conrad: Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!
- Amy Wong: We're talking about robosexual marriage.
- Hermes Conrad: We're talking about lots of stuff.
- Professor Farnsworth: A pair of deviant robosexuals? Not under my roof!
- Bender: What about on the roof?
- Professor Farnsworth: Get your mind out of the gutter!
- Bender: What about in the gutter?
- Bender: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Oops! Sorry. Force of habit. I support this proposition because I'm in love with a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me. This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. So please, vote yes. After all, our love isn't any different than yours, except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.
- Bender: Tell me, have things changed on the outside? Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?
- [Getting ready to capture a tornado]
- Turanga Leela: Is everybody in position?
- Amy Wong: What?
- Dr. Zoidberg: is someone talking?
- Turanga Leela: Okay, good. On three. One...
- Hermes Conrad: What did she say?
- Turanga Leela: Two...
- Bender: Wait! I'm not in position!
- Turanga Leela: Three!
- Dr. Zoidberg: I'm ready for the countdown!
- Turanga Leela: I'm not hearing anyone! Abort mission!
- Philip J. Fry: She said go!
- Philip J. Fry: Professor, who's debating for your side?
- Professor Farnsworth: Oh, that guy, you know... I forget his name.
- [Cut to the debate; Farnsworth is at the podium and points to his image on the video screen]
- Professor Farnsworth: That's him!
- Bender: Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me, but of everyone I've ever dated, you are probably in the top ten.
- Hermes Conrad: When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Or one!
- Kif Kroker: The news is so violent. Let's watch Rachel Ray instead. No, wait! There might be chopping.